Quick Review: Playstation Demo Disk 29

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Today I take a quick look at a Playstation demo disk from February 2000, let's see what wonders it bestows.



Demo #1: Ballistic 


Ballistic is your average match three or more color ball games, it shouldn't really be all that fun, yet it is, and highly addicting, the one down side is the terribly repetitive music. Now let's move on shall we?


Demo #2: International Track and Field 2000


This is one of those games I want to enjoy, but it sucks too much for me to, on the demo we can only choose Hammer Throw or the 100m Dash, I guess we'll try Dash first.

I'm from the good ole' USA, and my name is ASS, how can I lose?


Plus I'm black, a win is all but certain....

I got 3rd place, son of a bitch, let's go to hammer throw.

I don't have a screen for the hammer throw, but let's just say I got three fouls, because the controls on this game suck, I'm gonna give this game an F, for Fuck.


Demo #3: Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation


I was never really into the Tomb Raider games as a kid, and I can see why with this game, the demo is glitchy, the controls are crap, the lighting is bad and it took me 5 minutes to figure out what the hell to do, also I can't seem to shoot anything.


That's me trying to shoot a skeleton, I guess I can understand why you couldn't shoot a skeleton seeing how it's bones, but come on let me shoot some shit damn it, I got tired of playing this so I jumped into a spike pit and killed myself. NEXT GAME!


Demo #4: MTV Sports: Snowboarding


I get to choose between Mitch and Anna for characters, I'm guessing these aren't real people, but I'll choose Anna because she's less of a bitch, and has boobs.

The only level I can choose is Norway, ok. This game is actually pretty fun and reminds me of the Tony Hawk games, I scored 7500 points on my first run, and made it my personal goal to reach 10,000 points, after numerous attempts and falls...

I succeeded, over 10,000 points bitch!, This ASS person is good.

Let's see what else this demo disk holds.

Demo #5: Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine Return


This is a pretty fun game, a free roaming RPG like game.

The first mission is too save a golden crab from a burning house by collecting water in a bucket, simple yet fun, I can only get a little bit further after that as the game stops after 15 minutes of play. Definitely need to buy this game and play the rest.


Demo#6: Supercross Circuit


This is your average motor cross game, It's fun for a little while, but there's nothing special about it, but I did get first place, and now want a Mountain Dew and Slim Jim from all the sponsor product placement.


Rounding out the disk is videos for Medal of Honor and HotShots Golf 2, I only watched some of each of these, MOH had some German Nazi vibe going for it, and HS Golf...was golf, now only if I could golf with Hitler.


Overall not to bad of a demo disk, it gets a thumbs up or something.